Film Quotations: Favorite Quotations of Brandi M. Mills

If you existed, I'd divorce you.
--Martha (Elizabeth Taylor)-"Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?"

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We're lost...but we're making good time!
--Commander Sulu (George Takei)-"Star Trek V: The Final Frontier"

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What's money? It's like corny saxophone players. You can shake 'em out of trees.
--Jimmy (Mickey Rooney)-"Strike Up the Band"

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I'm going to get a little air. I'm a little flat.
--Tommy Williams (Mickey Rooney)-"Babes in Arms"

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What's the meaning of goodness if there isn't badness to overcome?
--Mrs. Brown (Anne Revere)-"National Velvet"

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I like people. Not seein' much of 'em keeps me likin' 'em.
--Pops (Harry Davenport)-"The Bride Came C.O.D."

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Sometimes you're so beautiful, it just gags me.
--Tony (James Stewart)-"You Can't Take it With You"

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Don't cry about tomorrow. Wait 'till it's yesterday.
--Steve Bradford (James Cagney)-"These Wilder Years"

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There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.
--Charlie Gordon (Walter Mathau)-"Out to Sea"

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I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
--Madge (Bette Davis)-"The Cabin in the Cotton"

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Boards...don't hit back.
--Mr. Lee (Bruce Lee)-"Enter the Dragon"

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You pile up enough tomorrows and you'll find you've collected nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays.
--Professor Harold Hill (Robert Preston)-"The Music Man"

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Never again will I allow women to wear my dresses!
--Alberto Bedini (Erik Rhodes)-"Top Hat"

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Driver?
Yes Miss?
Can't you go any faster than this?
Lord love a duck, Miss, I can but I'm not allowed to leave me horse.

--Dale Tremont (Ginger Rogers) and Jerry Travers (Fred Astaire)-"Top Hat"

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Do you mean to sit there and tell me that girl slapped your face in front of all those people for nothing?
What would you have done; sold tickets?
--Horace Hardwick (Edward Everett Horton) and Jerry Travers (Fred Astaire)-"Top Hat"

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My only hope was that they fought like gentlemen, because I didn't.
--Wildfire (voice: Vic Morrow)-"It's a Dog's Life"

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I'd rather be with the people in this town...than with the finest people in the world!
--The Mayor (Fred Willard)-"Roxanne"

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When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall.
--Charlie 'C.D.' Bales (Steve Martin)-"Roxanne"

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I liked him better before he died.
--Dr. Leonard McCoy (DeForest Kelley)-"Star Trek V: The Final Frontier"

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You're talking to one of the best musicians in the country.
How are you in the city?
--Moe and Larry-"Dancing Lady"

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Do.....
Re....
Egon!
--Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ray Stantz (Dan Akroyd) and Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis)-"Ghostbusters II"

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I bet women find Dr. Flagg charming, especially girls.
--Aunt Cora Cooper (Luella Geer)-"Carefree"

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Around me, if a woman don't wear mink, she don't wear nothin'.
Well, I look good both ways.
--Big Boy Caprice (Al Pacino) and Breathless Mahoney (Madonna)-"Dick Tracy"

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Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?
You did!
--Don Hewes (Fred Astaire) and Hannah Brown (Judy Garland)-"Easter Parade"

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When I watch you eat, when I see you asleep, when I look at you lately...I want to smash your face in.
--Barbara Rose (Kathleen Turner)-"The War of the Roses"

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I came, I saw, I got blowed up.
--Ernest P. Worl (Jim Varney)-"Ernest Goes to Jail"

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He's dead for sure.
--Data (Ke Huy Quan), regarding a skeleton-"The Goonies"

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I'm sure you don't mind.
I mind very well.
--Joan Manion (Joan Leslie) and Fred Atwell (Fred Astaire)-"The Sky's the Limit"

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Did you see a picture called "Cover Girl"?
Yes.
Well, who did all the dancing in that?
You're not Rita Hayworth?!
Heh, heh, heh. No I'm not...Ginger.
--Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire-"Ziegfeld Follies: The Babbitt and the Bromide"

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Wait a minute, wait. I'm having a thought. Oh yes...oh yes. I'm gonna have a thought. It's coming........it's gone.
--Big Boy Caprice (Al Pacino)-"Dick Tracy"

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Dear Jessica, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways: One one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand, four one-thousand, five one-thousand...
--Roger Rabbit (voice: Charles Fleischer)-"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
--Jessica Rabbit (voice: Kathleen Turner)-"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

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I'm not looking for Miss Right. I'm looking for Miss Right Now.
--Mike Church (Kenneth Branagh)-"Dead Again"

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What do these South Americans have below the equator that we haven't?
--Ditzy Blonde (Mary Kornman)-"Flying Down to Rio"

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I want some peace and quiet.
I'll be quiet.
I'll be peace.
--Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfus), Bob Wiley (Bill Murray) and Ziggy Marvin (Charlie Korsmo)-"What About Bob?

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She eloped tonight with some Texan from Texas!
--Danny Reed (Walter Abel)-"Holiday Inn"

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All we want is to be treated like human beings. Not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
I don't patronize bunny rabbits.
--Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) and Mr. Sawyer (Bill Cort)-"Heathers"

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When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings it's usually because they are being treated like human beings.
--Mrs. Sawyer (Jennifer Rhodes)-"Heathers"

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Why did you marry me?
Because I saw the other half of me.
--Gena (Piper Laurie) and Coleman (Jason Robards)-"Dream a Little Dream"

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To tell you the truth, I don't know you well enough to tell you the truth.
--Arthur Miller (Jerome Cowan)-"Shall We Dance"

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What does your watch say?
Its says tick tick tick tick tick.
--Arthur Miller (Jerome Cowan) and Jeremy Baird (Edward Everett Horton)-"Shall We Dance"

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The time to make up your mind about people is never.
--Tracy Lord (Katharine Hepburn)-"The Philadelphia Story"

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Why do you think they call me Doc? Because they sail their boats into me?
--Doc Terminus (Jim Dale)-"Pete's Dragon"

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I want to do something for her...but what?
Well, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.
--The Beast (voice: Robby Benson) and Cogsworth (voice: David Ogden Stiers)-"Beauty and the Beast"

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Aunt Barbara, I love ya but you're gonna get it.
--Jeffery Beaumont (Kyle MacLachlan)-"Blue Velvet"

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I'm a man who can cry. Now, it's true it's usually when I've hurt myself, but it's a start.
--Harris (Steve Martin)-"L.A. Story"

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Don't be superstitious, man. It's bad luck.
--Finian McGlonigan (Fred Astaire)-"Finian's Rainbow"

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Maybe we can't soar up into the clouds but somewhere, deep inside, we can all fly.
--Milly (Lucy Deakins)-"The Boy Who Could Fly"

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Try to be feminine and sweet...if you can combine the two.
--Hortense Ditherwell (Alice Brady)-"The Gay Divorcee"

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Help, help! Somebody burp me before I blow up!
--Mikey (voice: Bruce Willis)-"Look Who's Talking"

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Banzai!
Here's to little trees.
--Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) and Daniel LaRuso (Ralph Macchio)-"The Karate Kid"

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You're insane.
Really? I thought I was a Pisces.
--Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger) and The Joker (Jack Nicholson)-"Batman"

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Chance is the fool's name for fate.
--Guy Holden (Fred Astaire)-"The Gay Divorcee"

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21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 27...oh, I said that before.
--Jerry Halliday (Fred Astaire)-"A Damsel in Distress"

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I don't care what you did as a boy.
Well, I did nothing as a girl, so there goes my childhood.
--Mimi Glossop (Ginger Rogers) and Guy Holden (Fred Astaire)-"The Gay Divorcee"

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Everyday you act worse, but today you're acting like tomorrow.
--Huck Hanes (Fred Astaire)-"Roberta"

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Spock, you want to know something? Everybody's human.
I find that remark...insulting.
--Captain Kirk (William Shatner) and Captain Spock (Leonard Nimoy)-"Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country"

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Well, she does not need your protection. I am too much protection enough.
--Alberto Bedini (Erik Rhodes)-"Top Hat"

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
--Snooty Frenchmen (John Cleese)-"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

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You're lying.
How do you know?
Your lips are moving.
--Lowden Trott (Griffin Dunn) and Nicky Finn (Madonna)-"Who's That Girl?"

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Alberto, you're a fine fellow, Alberto Bedini! I'm so glad you're not skinny!
--Alberto Bedini (Erik Rhodes) singing to his reflection-"Top Hat"

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This is the clumsy television broadcasting system. When you hear the musical note, will somebody call me up and tell me what time it is?
--Guzzler's Gin Spokesman (Red Skelton)-"Ziegfeld Follies: When Television Comes"

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Chance, you're a genius!
I am not!!....What's a genius?
--Shadow (Ben--voice: Don Ameche) and Chance (Rattler--voice: Michael J. Fox)-"Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey"

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If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
Well then, you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
--Fozzie Bear (voice: Frank Oz) and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (voice: Dave Goelz)-"The Muppet Movie"

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Start at the beginning.
Yes, yes. And when you come to the end-hoo hoo hoo hoo...stop.
--The March Hare (voice: Jerry Colonna) and The Mad Hatter (voice: Ed Wynn)-"Disney's Alice in Wonderland)

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I'll get food by acting like I don't want food.
That's stupid.
I'll prove it!
Oh, you don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid.
--Sassy (voice: Sally Field) and Chance (Rattler--voice: Michael J. Fox)-"Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey"

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Fozzie!
Yes.
Uh, bear left.
What?
Bear left!
Right Frog!
--Kermit the Frog (voice: Jim Henson) and Fozzie Bear (voice: Frank Oz)-"The Muppet Movie"

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I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.
--Ben (Fisher Stevens)-"Short Circuit"

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What kind of beer do you drink?
Heineken.
Heineken!? Fuck that shit! Pabst--Blue Ribbon!
--Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper) and Jeffrey Beaumont (Kyle MacLachlan)-"Blue Velvet"

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Who's the boss of this outfit?
Uuuuuuuh....
My point exactly!
--Timon (voice: Nathan Lane) and Pumba (voice: Ernie Sabella)-"The Lion King"

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Sure you won't change your mind?
Is there something wrong with the one I have?
--Dr. Ann Gillian (Catherine Hicks) and Captain Spock (Leonard Nimoy)-"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home"

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Whoo-ow!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddy, Pumba, here because he is a treat.
Sit on down and dine, on a piece of swine,
All you have to do is get in line.
Are you achin'
--yep yep yep
For some bacon?
--yep yep yep
He's a big pig.
--yep yep.
You can be a big pig, too. Hoy!
--Timon (voice: Nathan Lane) and Pumba ('yeps' only)-(voice: Ernie Sabella)-"The Lion King"

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You are a sad, strange little man.
--Buzz Lightyear (voice: Tim Allen)-"Toy Story"

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You know, you're a lot more intelligent than you look.
Why, thank you. I wish I could say the same of you.
--Lady Tarrington (Ketti Gallian) and Linda Keene (Ginger Rogers)-"Shall We Dance"

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You read minds or was that just a shot in the dark?
I read minds.
Oh yeah? What was I just thinking?
That I'm full of shit.
Impressive.
Not really. Pretty simple to read.
--Tom Beck (Michael Nouri) and FBI Agent Lloyd Gallagher (Kyle MacLachlan)-"The Hidden"

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Ah, go hawk up a hairball.
--Chance (Rattler--voice: Michael J. Fox)-"Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey"

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If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer.
--Ace Ventura (Jim Carey)-"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"

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Why, if we were only wiener dogs, our problems would all be solved!
--Radio (voice: John Lovitz)-The Brave Little Toaster

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North by northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.
--Radio (voice: John Lovtiz)-The Brave Little Toaster

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You know, I thought it'd be good to have somebody along who's really...strong!
And loud.
And grumpy!
And oblivious to reality!
--Toaster (voice: Deanne Oliver), Lampy (voice: Tim Staack), Blanket (voice: Timothy E. Day) and Radio (voice: John Lovitz)-The Brave Little Toaster

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We're trapped here like rats. Small little rats with no hair and one leg.
--Radio (voice: John Lovitz)-The Brave Little Toaster

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Things could be worse, you know.
How?
How what?
How could they be worse?
They couldn't. I lied.

--Radio (voice: John Lovitz) and Lampy (voice: Tim Staack)-The Brave Little Toaster


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