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Ten Things That Would Be Different if the 12 Apostles Had Been Gay
- The
Last Supper would have been brunch.
- The
Beatitudes would start, "Fabulous are they...."
- Jesus'
triumphant entry inot Jerusalem screams for a production number,
with ostrich feather palm frongs and a large oyster shell instead
of just a donkey.
- The
water at the wedding feast of Canaan would not have been change
to wine, but extra dry Bombay Saphire martinis with a touch
of Curacao for color.
- The
Temple would not only have been cleansed of money changers,
but redecorated as well.
- Mary's
hair would have been flawless.
- The
Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Lance and Bruce.
- Priest
would have torrid affairs with alter boys...wait...never mind.
- Jesus
would never wear white after Labor Day.
- The
Sermon the the Mount would have been a musical
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