were probably born between 1970 - 1965 if:
'dressy' wardrobe ever centered on pastels and linen blazers:
know, by heart, words to any "Weird Al Yankovic" song.
remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene.
Brady Bunch Movie" brought back 'groovy' memories.
ever though "The Reflex" was a cool song.
remember "Battlestar Galactica."
words: Atari and Pong.
remember the days when hooking your computer into your television
wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the
remember the days when 'safe sex' meant 'my parents are gone
for the weekend.'
thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece. (well...wasn't
remember any, or all, of the following: Echo & The Bunnymen,
Cutting Crew, Scritti Pollit, or Orchestral Maneuvers in the
Chase was really funny in those "Vacation" movies.
remember the days of "Friday Night Videos" before
the days of MTV.
Rock" played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the
phrase "Where's the Beef" still doubles you over with
remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possible
have better special effects than those in the movie "TRON."
starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect you) that maybe
having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad
idea after all.
ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
ever owned a Trapper Keeper.
phrases mean anything to you: "Wonder Twin powers...activate!"
and "All-Skate, change directions."
face it: Once you're old enough to fall off of Santa's 'List', Christmas
can lose some of its magic. It can become a super-commercialized
orgy of over-eating, binge-drinking and familial Hell. The following
is a list of some ways to give the ol' holiday a fresh twist.
your fireplace, tree and house with long fatty strips of Christmas
rid of your Christmas Tree and invest in the new Yuletide rage:
The Chia Christ!
Midnight Mass and hoot 'Boo-Yah!' every time the priest mentions
out exactly how many cups of spiked eggnog it takes to get sugarplums
to dance in your head.
sure all your toy-sized nativity scenes come with spring-loaded
attack sheep, kung-fu grip wise men and shepherds that transform
into robotic tarantulas.
morning Happy Hour at Hooters, 6 am 'til noon.
Carols for the Mentally Disabled in All of Us
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Santa Claus is Coming..to Get Me
Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Disorder: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Bell Rock Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock....better
Personality: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave
to Me (and then took it all away)
Personality Disorder: Thouhts of Roasting on an Open Fire