Miscellaneous Humor

You were probably born between 1970 – 1965 if:

  • …your ‘dressy’ wardrobe ever centered on pastels and linen blazers: guys included.
  • …you know, by heart, words to any “Weird Al Yankovic” song.
  • …you remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene.
  • …”The Brady Bunch Movie” brought back ‘groovy’ memories.
  • …you ever though “The Reflex” was a cool song.
  • …you remember “Battlestar Galactica” – the original series.
  • …two words: Atari and Pong.
  • …you remember the days when hooking your computer into your television wasn’t an expensive option that required gadgets – it was the ONLY option.
  • …you remember the days when ‘safe sex’ meant ‘my parents are gone for the weekend.’
  • …you thought Weird Science was a masterpiece. (well…wasn’t it?)
  • …you remember any, or all, of the following: Echo & The Bunnymen, Cutting Crew, Scritti Pollit, or Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark.
  • …Chevy Chase was really funny in those “Vacation” movies.
  • …you remember the days of “Friday Night Videos” before the days of MTV.
  • …”Schoolhouse Rock” played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language.
  • …the phrase “Where’s the Beef?” still doubles you over with laughter.
  • …you remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possible have better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
  • …you’re starting to believe (now that it wouldn’t affect you) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.
  • …you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
  • …you ever owned a Trapper Keeper.
  • …these phrases mean anything to you: “Wonder Twin powers…activate!” and “All-Skate, change directions.”