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Exactly seven days from this moment, Chris and I will be in the car on our way west for two weeks of visiting family and (hopefully) having a lot of fun. It takes two days to get there - assuming the weather cooperates - but we’ve always liked road trips and on the way to our destination is a stretch that I’ve never traveled.

My dad and his wife live in a small town just outside of Branson, Missouri. I grew up in Aurora, Missouri which is only an hour and a half away from Branson so I spent a lot of time in that area of Missouri when I was a kid. It’s changed drastically since the late 70’s, early 80’s, but there’s still a lot there that has been there since before I was born.

One of those things is Silver Dollar City located on top of Marvel Caverns and the only theme park (to my knowledge) whose theme is an historical one - the late 1800’s. You may have heard the town mentioned on old episodes of The Beverly Hillbillies. Here’s a little history of the real town and the theme park.

I have no idea how many times I went there as a kid but I’m pretty sure we went at least one time every summer and usually more often than that. It’s gotten larger since then, but doing some searching on the ‘net and checking out the official website, I see that it has not strayed from it’s theme and most of my favorite attractions and shops are still there.

One of those attractions is The Flooded Mine.

It’s a floating ride that takes you through - you guessed it - a flooded mine. It’s flooded because it also happens to be a prison and some of those crafty criminals did some extracurricular blasting, causing it to flood. When I was a kid, this was purely a float-through ride with no interaction. Much like Pirates of the Caribbean, all you did was enjoy the relaxing ride and watch all the goofy animatronic scenes around you. In recent years, they’ve added shotguns so you can help the Warden keep the criminals under control.

Being a purist, I don’t really like that but I’m just glad the ride is still there. One of my clearest and fondest memories of the ride is the music that’s played while you’re going through the ride. I can only hope that has not been changed. The last time I was there - over 10 years ago - it had not, meaning it had been the same for at least 20 years. That makes me hopeful that it’s still the same.

In the past decade or so, SDC has added some new, modern roller coasters such as Wildfire and Power Keg. However, the only roller coaster I’m going to make a point of riding is Fire in the Hole.

This is an indoor, dark ride in which you ride a train through a burning town. The post-civil war vigilante group, the Bald Knobbers (a real group that later turned into violent extremists), set fire to the town causing all sorts of mayhem.

Most coaster enthusiasts would probably label this ride very tame or even a kiddie ride, but even though my grandmother could ride it with no problems (despite the three dips and sprinkle of water at the end) it’s a lot of fun. Being a dark ride adds a thrill to it and for me, pure nostalgia will be enough.

SDC has two walk-through features, Grandfather’s Mansion, which is basically a fun house, and Huck Finn’s Hideaway.

At the end of one of these, and I can’t remember which, is one of my fondest memories of SDC - what I used to call the star room. All it is is a room with mirrored floors and lights on the ceiling and walls, but it always made me feel like I was floating in space.

In general, SDC is my favorite theme park because of childhood memories and the general atmosphere. Even when the park is busy, it has a laid back feel to it. Immersing yourself in the past - even if not wholly accurate - is a great way to forget the troubles of modern living. And since we’ll probably be going the day after the Election, it’ll be a great getaway.

I’m looking forward to a new section, added since my last visit - The Grand Expedition.

The Grand Exposition is supposed to be a replica of the World’s Fairs of days past. I’ve always found World’s Fairs fascinating so it’ll be pretty nifty walking through this place.

Of course, the whole place will look different to me because the park will be throwing it’s Christmas celebration. Personally, I think that’s a few weeks too early, but I don’t run the park. Even though the place will be covered in Christmas lights, I’m sure I’ll still feel all those familiar feelings, smell those distinct odors (and most of those were good, lol) and wholly enjoy myself at my favorite amusement park.

I especially look forward to stepping into the old Candle Shop and smelling my favorite smell in the world - one wholly unique to that one shop. If it’s gone, well, I guess I’ll cry. :)

No Smash!

Posted by: Brandiin Comics Tags: ,
26
Oct

Ha!

Posted by: Brandiin Comics, Society Tags: ,
16
Oct

Presidential Debate #3

Quote of the Day

Posted by: Brandiin Television Tags: ,
24
Sep

Niles Crane (David Hyde-Pierce) after taking care of a sack of flour as if it were an infant:

Last night, I actually had a dream my flour sack was abducted and the kidnapper started sending me muffins in the mail.

On August 18th Julius Carry passed away from pancreatic cancer. Apparently he wasn’t famous enough to get mention anywhere that I read even though he was the co-star of the geek favorite ‘The Adventures of Brisco County’ and the 80’s action flick ‘The Last Dragon.’ He was famous enough in our house to cause sadness at the news of his death.

So long, Mr. Carry. RIP.

Lord Bowler and Brisco County

Spoooooky!

Posted by: Brandiin Film, Literature Tags:
29
Jul

The Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince trailer is now online! It’s pretty damn spooky. If I didn’t know better, I would have thought it was a trailer for a horror movie. Steak sauce!

Yesterday was James Cagney’s 109th birthday. Watch a Cagney movie to celebrate!

Better than I’ve been a big fan of Pixar since Toy Story. Every Pixar film I had seen was as equally beautiful to look at as it was engaging to the mind. A Bug’s Life was the weakest Pixar film I had seen and that still had a lot to like.

I finally saw Cars last night. When it was released to theaters my husband and I just couldn’t muster up enough interest to go see it. It wasn’t that we don’t like car stories - I still have a warm spot for Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch - but from what we saw in trailers and from what we heard and read in reviews, we weren’t interested in shelling out nearly $20 for a automated remake of Doc Hollywood.

I am so glad we didn’t spend the money then. I doubt it was a conscious remake of Doc Hollywood, but it was damn near close enough that Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman and Daniel Pyne need a royalty check. Doc Hollywood itself wasn’t all that original but Cars has the following specific similarities:

An antagonist who:

  • Is trying to get to California for purely selfish reasons
  • Has no friends
  • Is diverted from California by an incident with a diesel truck
  • Arrives in a small town and causes damage to a fence among other things
  • Has to serve time via community service
  • After spending a night in an uncomfortable place is given a nicer place to stay
  • Meets an older, wiser mentor that is referred to as ‘Doc’
  • Meets an older, wiser mentor who has nothing but scorn for the young jerk
  • Meets a colorful group of townies who have more personality than anyone he’s ever met before
  • Meets the one pretty ‘girl’ in the town who is up to the antagonist’s standards, has spent time in the big city and decides that small town life is for her instead and is a student of law
  • In the end the gets to California so that he has the chance to meet his goals
  • Once in California realizes that it’s not what he really wants and decides to go back to the small town because of the friends he has made and, of course, that pretty girl

What Cars does not have is the charm and wit of the Doc Hollywood script and despite some good voice acting, the small town characters are not all that memorable and therefore do not condone any warm feelings for the viewer. Too much time is spent on the ‘dumb’ character of Mater who, despite the very annoying voice performance of Larry the Cable Guy, is the only townie the viewer even has a chance to like.

It also did not have a pig.

One of the things that really kept pulling my husband out of the film, and after a while myself, was the world itself. A world populated by cars is just kind of strange. Chris kept going on about why the cars had windshields if there was no one inside to be shielded. Those kind of things didn’t bother me - like I said, I used to watch Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch regularly - but what did bother me was the evidence of humans and yet the total lack of them.

I can buy that maybe cars could build their own roads and take care of themselves. I do not understand why in a world populated by nothing but machines there were food crops planted beside those roads. I know, not important to the story but the fact that those things were there - that someone made of point of creating them for the film - THAT bothers me.

The final, full impression I got from this movie is that someone wanted to render real countryside, maybe just to show off how well they could, not take any time to write anything witty or original but make sure it would be commercial. Therefore, throw in racing cars, NASCAR celebrity voices and nearly intolerable country music, ensuring that it would endear to the lowest common denominator in this country and - voila! - you have a mediocre money-maker.

A movie that is only memorable for its merchandising success.

I wonder how well it did overseas.

Finally!

Posted by: Brandiin Comics Tags:
7
Jul

Is anyone else getting really, really annoyed with how obnoxious, intolerant and downright asshole-ish Bucky Katt has become the last few months? I’m waiting for the day that Rob finally takes the little shit and drop kicks him out the front door.

Dancing in the DarkSad news today. Cyd Charisse has passed away at the age of 87. Read the AFP article HERE.

Fred Astaire only made two films with Cyd but the impression these two films made on me were significant. The Bandwagon - arguably Fred Astaire’s best film - and Silk Stockings are filled with humor, great music and, of course, wonderful dancing. Cyd was one of Fred’s best partners and he was generous enough to let her show it. When she danced with Gene Kelly it always seemed that all Gene wanted to do was lift her and carry her around. Fred let her keep her feet on the ground and actually dance.

And, wow, could she dance. I have no problem understanding what Fred meant when he said, “When you dance with Cyd Charisse, you’ve been danced with.”

The Bandwagon