My husband just forwarded this joke to me. I thought it was pretty funny.

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The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The
committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party’s
stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a
sense of security while you’re actually getting screwed..